Literally a shitty experience

Alice Alves

Arranged a meeting over Whatsapp and everything was fine. She was available almost instantly. Communication was simple but that's probably beecause she used Google Translate. When I got there I realized she couldn't speak 2 words of English but it wasn't a problem, I came to fuck, not talk.
That's when problems started. She rushed everything. Didn't want to suck my dick, didn't want me to fuck her. I am a young guy, clean and well groomed so I never thought I would experience anything like this.
Finally convinced her to suck my dick for like 20 sec but she insisted on putting on a condom on it and asked me to fuck her which I did for maybe 2 min until she stopped it and wanted to cum.
I sucked her off until she came and when she went to bathroom I saw that condom and my hands were covered in shit! Literally covered in it and her shit was all over the place. At that point I almost threw up and just wanted out.
Paid for 1 hour (200€ which is above average for this city) and got maybe 15 minutes of very bad "action". She did return half of the money but in all honesty this was not worth 2€.

This really made me question all the reviews here because most of her reviews are obviously fake.

She looks passable but with such poor hygiene, fake behaviour and bad attitude I really recommend that everyone stays away.

Zero star experience, would never repeat and do not recommend.

Did she live up to your expectations?

Hell no. This was by far the worst escort experience in my life.

Did you get anything not on the menu?

I got nothing.

Did she deny you anything on her menu?

She denied both oral and anal sex and I didn't even cum.

Comment to the rating

There is no option to give zero stars so I had to give 1 but it should really be 0.

Time and place of the experience

September, Belgrade